Eleven year olds dating
Everything is damp, I’m moving more slowly than I ever thought possible, I’m more exhausted than I ever have been, and I just can’t seem to get anywhere, let alone to my destination.Come to think of it, I’ve completely forgotten what my destination even was to begin with.
Did you know you can clean an entire bathroom during a 20-minute episode of Daniel Tiger? Did you know you can do an entire yoga routine during a 20-minute episode of Daniel Tiger? Did you know you can fold and put away an entire household’s clean laundry during a 20-minute episode of Daniel Tiger? Did you know that Daniel Tiger is god’s gift to parents? Everything I do has to take my kids into consideration and must work around their schedules. This seemingly impossible time with a toddler and an infant.
It doesn’t negate that some aspects of parenting are miraculous, life-altering, and utterly wonderful.
And other aspects are filled with poop–usually in a literal sense.
I am the queen of the multitask, as is every other parent on earth.
It’s true that having kids has made me more efficient and effective.