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Due to my role as the elder statesmen of expat affairs, (albeit an unofficial title) the Shallow Man has received the following request.“Shallow Man, I tried some of your dating tips, but really can’t be bothered to stroke someone’s Lion King hair, or compliment them on their appearance if I don’t like how they are dressed, for me, that’s a little bit….shallow?Do you have any experience in online dating in Amsterdam? ”Being as always, Jeeves to the Bertie Wooster of my expat flock, I have carried out some research on online dating and below will present my findings.
Connecting has everything you need to connect with new friends, people to talk to, things to do, and maybe... Many online dating sites claim to be free, and then surprise you with charges for features. Many sites say they're free and then charge you for certain "upgraded" features.Think of Homer’s Odyssey (not Simpson), Dr Richard Kimble’s quest to find the one armed man in the Fugitive, or attempting to join the SAS.These are all child’s play when compared with finding and keeping a Dutch woman.If several men are together, Dutch women, through a series of shouting, rudeness, and intimidation, will eventually home in on the man most likely to carry their shopping bags for them at Albert Heijn in the near future.They’ll persist until their chosen victim has turned into a lump of quivering jelly.